Hey there, we’re rolling out a new SHA256 Bitcoin miner that’s meant for serious industrial mining. If you’re looking for new hardware come 2026, I’ve got the specs to share.
Is 'sus' a common term where you live? It sounds just like here. I joke that I can predict the future I bet it’s gonna be called the Saetan miner or something similar, considering your username is close to Judas. Not a good sign.
What about a 33% discount for folks living near Lakewood, NJ, the most Hassidic city ever? By the way, OP, send me a unit to demo for free and I’ll ship it back. If I like it, I might buy.
I totally get why miners are skeptical. An open spec sheet would help. This Saetan sounds intriguing, but you really gotta show your credibility. Standards are key to differentiate hype from reality.
I honestly can’t believe a no-name company could drop a killer ASIC that beats the top players like Bitmain and Canaan. Even if it’s theoretically possible, proven ASICs are the way to go. That’s just common sense in engineering.
For anyone interested:
Hash Rate: 570 TH/s
Power: 4525W
Chips: 512 (4x128)
Weight: 17.5 kg
Dimensions: 410 x 170 x 209 mm
Shipping set for Q4 2026.
Meet the JM-1 Hydro the fastest and coolest water-cooled Bitcoin miner ever. This powerhouse hits 570 TH/s at 7.94 J/TH.
But hey, the website says this:
"Important Notice About Product Images: All images are AI-generated prototypes. Full product photos and specs come during our press release in Q2 2026."
So 11,500 for the miner, 500 for the cooler, total 12,000 plus shipping and tariffs. Why not just buy 12,000 in BTC, get.1796 BTC right away? Why wait till December? You might get stuck with extra shipping costs and who knows about tariffs.
Hydronic miners sound trickier to handle. Most modern ASICs are hydro, though. There's also a new air ASIC hitting the market at the end of the year for about 9,110.71 with 355 TH/s and 3850W. You can grab a SealMiner A3 Pro Air (290 TH/s) for 4k-5k right now. So, why even pre-order?